Grandma Was a Squirter

The Shirt Your Grandma Will Pretend Not to Notice

(AKA The NSFW Gift That’ll Be Talked About Until Next Christmas)

Let’s just say this tee isn’t for the timid. It’s a provocative, NSFW, novelty shirt that walks that perfect line between shocking and hilarious. You know the type — the kind of gag gift that gets equal parts laughter and disbelief. The kind of present you can’t help but show off, even if you’re half-hiding behind your drink while you do it.

This isn’t just another funny holiday gift. It’s a piece of conversation-starting chaos. It’s what happens when unique humor meets the unapologetic spirit of FunKink. Because sure, anyone can give socks, sweaters, or scented candles — but why not give a present that people will actually remember?

Whether you sneak it into the gift pile for a friend with a twisted sense of humor or keep it for yourself as your new go-to party tee, this one’s guaranteed to make an impression. At FunKink, we say laughter should be bold, a little off-limits, and always worth it.

So, go ahead — be that person. The brave one. The funny one. The one who turns an ordinary exchange of gifts into pure, unforgettable entertainment.

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