“Grandma Was a Squirter” Tee – The NSFW Classic You Can’t Unsee

Sweet, shocking, and guaranteed to make Grandma blush—this is FunKink humor at its finest.

This one’s not for the faint of heart—or the easily offended. The “Grandma Was a Squirter” Tee is unapologetically NSFW, wildly provocative, and 100% FunKink. It’s the kind of funny shirt that sparks laughter, side-eyes, and maybe even a few family debates.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, this unique novelty tee is as comfortable as it is shocking. Whether you wear it out, gift it to your boldest friend, or tuck it under some innocent wrapping paper, it’s a guaranteed gag gift hit for the next holiday or party.

Not everyone will get the joke—and that’s the point. This shirt isn’t here to play nice; it’s here to make an impression. Because at FunKink, we believe humor should be as fearless as you are.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!